* Politiks. The passionate hatred or love for a public servant. Their salary comes from the taxes we pay, but the only way to fire them (if they are doing a lousy job) is when we have the chance to choose a different politik pig to replace them. Next week, go on and vote. The world is watching.
* I used to look at girls and feel nothing. They were just weird and not too much fun to play with. Then one day at a swimming pool I was doing my diving stunt of going underwater across the pool and saw the most gorgeous silhouette, it was a girl. After that hormonal awakening I stopped fighting and making fun of girls (too much trouble anyway). And that girl might have been my first love. Too bad we never kissed.