Riding the red bike-cycle under the rain at night was like a drug-less pleasant trip while music flowed through white plastic wires. Then on the corner of 14th and 2nd there were police cars, an ambulance, a huge ugly SUV and somebody’s lifeless body on the pavement.

That scene brought me down hard. Sometimes riding through the city streets like a ninja bike rider gives me plenty of close encounters with the pigs of the road. If I ever get crushed by a car, it has to be a double decker bus, just like on a ‘Smiths’ song.